average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url

british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you? you look lovely today
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship

When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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funniest10k:

people at my school: whats your tumblr url
me: whats tumblr
people at school: its a website where people follow you, i actually have a lot of followers haha
me: really how many
people at school: 100 haha
me:
people at school:
me:
people at school:
me: wow thatS A LOt

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

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If Tumblr shuts down someday, I just want say to all my followers:

(Source: makeadreamreal, via solidchickster)

me: walks into school
me: so when can i leave

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funniest10k:

mom: you’re beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom’s friends: wow, she’s flawless!
friends: you’re so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog

(Source: islewild)